The Kingdom of Womble 12334 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.696 billion Womble 12334ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Womble 12334ian economy, worth 195 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,719 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,888 per year while the poor average 2,615, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 12334's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 12334 is ranked 239,944^th in the world and 13,527^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.